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Why am I alive
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When the
new
kid
fakes
depression just so they get more friends
Me: hello I'm Jamal
New
Kid
: why am i
alive
Me:ok be
my friend
Why am I alive
by
aestheticjl
October 21, 2019
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oof
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When you feel like having the
time
of
ur
life for a female to say oof but you
dont
have a female
You- "I
want
a female to oof"
Also you when
u
get no
girl
- "oof:
oof
by
aestheticjl
July 29, 2019
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poo
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When you are in a ro
evolution
game
and they score in the last
minute
and you lose.
Them- *
scores
in last
minute
to win
You- "poo"
Them- *commits
reset
*
poo
by
aestheticjl
July 29, 2019
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no u
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The easiest
way to
defeat
someone
in an
arguement
You-" your mum gay:
Them-"that doesnt
work
i have more power. Your
dad
lesbian
"
You- " ye sure. no u"
Them- *commits neck rope roof top*
no u
by
aestheticjl
July 29, 2019
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