a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
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Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks
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