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Carl Wheezer

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
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Wheein

The softest, most precious child in the girl group mamamoo.
Once you wheein, you can’t wheeout.
by ___az July 13, 2018
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Wheezing

When you laugh so hard you start to wheeze.
Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks
by KingofLingo June 2, 2018
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wheelchair bud

Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.
"That was some hella wheelchair bud. I can't move.
by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004
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Wheelism

Wheelism is a political party made on discord By Wheelchair_boy
Wheels:"Wheelism is the true path for the betterment of society and the wellbeing of the future human beings"
Wheelism believer:"I would die for wheelism"
by Whblue July 29, 2023
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haud yer wheesht

John: But I don't want to see Granny, mum! It's boring!
Mom: Haud yer wheesht!
by LadyGwen99 October 30, 2013
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wheek

The shrill noise a guinea pig or other small rodent makes. Usually heard when a refrigerator door is opened.
When I went to get some hay for my guinea pig, it went "WHEEEEK!"
by devilzukin November 29, 2003
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