To become distracted by anything and everything on the web. Including ads, posts, games, links, notifications and messages. Almost to the point of forgetting what you were doing to begin with.
"I was trying to research facts for my essay and got webstracted by the new trailer for the new Black Ops 32 that's coming out!"
by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 27, 2015
Get the webstracted mug.A special item in the game Mafia Wars which is a reference to the webby award, and is depicted as a webby trophy spattered in blood.
by benny coyote July 27, 2009
Get the bloody webby mug.The act of wasting enormous amounts of time aimlessly browsing the internet when one should be completing other, much more important tasks. It usually starts as a simple search or the checking of one's emails, and can last for multiple hours before the individual realizes it.
Most prevalent in college students.
Most prevalent in college students.
by Pilotguy44 October 14, 2009
Get the Webcrastination mug.Webpack is a religion aggressively evangelized by React JavaScript developers as the salvation for all programmer's sins.
Webpack programmers practice their cult worship by typing holy words into a "CLI" (command-line interface, like old MS-DOS prompts) sanctuary.
Webpack tech bros try to convert new programmers through a ritual hazing where they laugh at and humiliate a Junior Developer for not knowing how to configure Webpack.
Webpack is a religion established as an excuse for programmers to tell their boss that JavaScript needs to be compiled (xkcd comic strip, episode 303). The religion quickly evolved into the Priesthood of Webpack, a way for useless programmers to be ordained as clergy in order to defend their salary and position against new smarter and lower paid Junior Developers who actually ship value to real world users.
Webpack snowflakes get easily triggered when the unnecessary complexity of their religion is pointed out because it would mean they'd have to do real work, not just configuring their webpack builds all day long.
Webpack programmers practice their cult worship by typing holy words into a "CLI" (command-line interface, like old MS-DOS prompts) sanctuary.
Webpack tech bros try to convert new programmers through a ritual hazing where they laugh at and humiliate a Junior Developer for not knowing how to configure Webpack.
Webpack is a religion established as an excuse for programmers to tell their boss that JavaScript needs to be compiled (xkcd comic strip, episode 303). The religion quickly evolved into the Priesthood of Webpack, a way for useless programmers to be ordained as clergy in order to defend their salary and position against new smarter and lower paid Junior Developers who actually ship value to real world users.
Webpack snowflakes get easily triggered when the unnecessary complexity of their religion is pointed out because it would mean they'd have to do real work, not just configuring their webpack builds all day long.
"Hey tech bro, do you use webpack for your builds and bundles?"
"No, I use a bash script instead, works in like 3 lines of code, no config."
"Oh, aren't you cute using your 90s technology, you just must not be smart enough to use a modern build system!"
"No, I use a bash script instead, works in like 3 lines of code, no config."
"Oh, aren't you cute using your 90s technology, you just must not be smart enough to use a modern build system!"
by Web Scale October 19, 2019
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Guy 1: "Dude, I so need this webcam for school."
Guy 2: "Yea right, you're just jerkin' your chicken for Stacy 'cause you're so lazy to go over and sex her up."
Guy 1: "What the hell man, what the hell?!"
Guy 2: "You know its true!"
Guy 2: "Yea right, you're just jerkin' your chicken for Stacy 'cause you're so lazy to go over and sex her up."
Guy 1: "What the hell man, what the hell?!"
Guy 2: "You know its true!"
by tfomyps October 12, 2009
Get the Webcam mug.When a poor soul should become obsessed by a certain website whether its twitter kongregate or ever myspace and learns that any social life they thought they had by using this site has been lost because they have become such an avid indoorsman
Guy: "Have you seen Joe?"
Bob: "I saw him in kongregate chat this morning"
Guy: "Poor indoorsman got websited"
Bob: "I saw him in kongregate chat this morning"
Guy: "Poor indoorsman got websited"
by nOmega November 9, 2009
Get the Websited mug.A piece of shit that schools use to block so-called "inappropriate" sites. It even blocks some sites that aren't inappropriate for no reason. It is what we like to call "extreme idiotic censorship"
by LordSamiam August 25, 2006
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