Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.

“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”

by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025

waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.

" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..

by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014

cumular waste

Anylon diposale item that has been into contact with semen or has been used for clean up purposes

Little Jimmy's cumular waste was all over his bedroom

by Robertvson April 22, 2018

abi wasted

Surpassing levels of white girl wasted. You tend to dance in a corner by yourself while chain-smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.

How am I so hungover today? You were abi wasted last night. You tried to fight a guy in a wheelchair

by Ax3-AAA May 2, 2015

waste of brain

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good brain some other person could be using.

He wasn't even able to add 5 and 4. What a total waste of brain.

by Summer Stars December 21, 2016

batty waste

A name given to someone who blames other for their actions

Yo, you hear about birch? Blamed captain Kennedy for scratching a car, which he did, mans a batty waste.

by Barry bicep April 11, 2023

Wasted Slime

When a woman is horny, but there’s no suitable outlet for her horny energy and her natural lubrication goes to waste like a snail with nowhere to go.

The female version of blue balls

Jenna: Did you get it last night?

Stephanie: No girl, I’ve got so much wasted slime

That guy seemed hot but I got cock blocked. Wasted slime

by Jubilee Jim April 4, 2023