The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.
It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.
Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.
Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
Get the Waste of spermmug. by Robertvson April 22, 2018
Get the cumular wastemug. "Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "
-Delaney Crawford
-Delaney Crawford
by Waste logged May 3, 2017
Get the waste logmug. Me:*scrolls for no reason*
*sees emily made another gacha tiktok*
Me:wth this is like gacha wasted talent i gotta show to my bestie
*sees emily made another gacha tiktok*
Me:wth this is like gacha wasted talent i gotta show to my bestie
by Tra$h._.Panda🦝 June 30, 2022
Get the gacha wasted talentmug. by king_D_ February 27, 2021
Get the wasted and woundedmug. An extremely drunk girl from Philly who is so intoxicated all she craves is late night food from Wawa.
This drunk chick I work with was Wawa wasted double fisting hoagies with hot honey sauce in the hotel lobby.
by Daddy Rex December 11, 2024
Get the Wawa Wastedmug. When someone is useless to a degree that the air they breathe is considered to be going to waste
It’s an exaggerated insult meant as sarcasm for someone or group of people screwing something up which is extremely simple and in million years you don’t expect anyone to screw it so using this phrase you are questioning them consuming the air in the atmosphere
It’s an exaggerated insult meant as sarcasm for someone or group of people screwing something up which is extremely simple and in million years you don’t expect anyone to screw it so using this phrase you are questioning them consuming the air in the atmosphere
He was asked to bring a cake to the party and he showed up with a 5 cupcakes, it is such a waste of human breath
She literally burnt eggs while boiling them, she is a waste of human breath
They were to take a family picture where they seemed normal and after 30 attempts they couldn’t it, they are just waste of human breath
She literally burnt eggs while boiling them, she is a waste of human breath
They were to take a family picture where they seemed normal and after 30 attempts they couldn’t it, they are just waste of human breath
by time-is-sarcastic May 12, 2025
Get the waste of human breathmug.