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mole wacked 

Halo
using an empty rocket laucher as a club to beat down an opponet
HA HA You got mole wacked b!tch
mole wacked by silent ray February 20, 2008

dweeb-wanker 

An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
dweeb-wanker by ninjabuster November 19, 2011

Wiener Wanker 

An Über douche bag
That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.
Wiener Wanker by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011

Sunshine wankers 

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?

promo wanker 

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
promo wanker by Cockney46 April 22, 2014

Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.
Plank-Wanker by lady killaz January 20, 2016