Voluntold

The act of being unwillingly volunteered by someone with a higher authority than yourself.

"I don't want to help at the banquette." said John

"Too bad you've already been voluntold." Replied his mother

by Stryder50 April 16, 2014

volksfaggot

Someone who believes Volkswagen is a superior auto maker. They may also enjoy sucking d*ck

Jeremy: Hey did you see Craigs new whip?
Me: yeah I know he's a volksfaggot

by XxXxEdgyXxX666X420 May 7, 2018

VOLNEY

Volney is a person who loves to have late night conversations and smoke some weed also is interested in politics and history and has a close group of friends and doesn’t talk to a lot of people

Volney is just the perfect type of person

by Big body bonnie February 12, 2019

Volunteer editors

y’all mean ass fuckers didn’t aPpRoVe one of my definitions, so now i’m salty

person: *reads one of my definitions*
person: *clicks the no button*
urban dictionary: some of our volunteer editors decided not to publish it

dOn’T tAkE iT pErSoNaLlY

by _uglyrat14_ September 12, 2019

Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.

Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.

by retailguy April 18, 2010

Hawaiian Volcano

Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.

Susie started to choke after she gave me a Hawaiian Volcano.

by TheArbiter21 June 14, 2016

Dirty Volcano

The act of balancing yourself on your shoulders and shitting blood and feces into the air, screaming VOLCANO!

Tony - "I watched a great porno last night."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."

by Chachapacha January 25, 2017