Tweet

in light of recent events. This can now be used as a size dependent category of social-media post that does not exceed 140 characters in length when it comes to words, 4 pictures, and/or a little over 2 minutes of video. Essentially, this is quick short-form blogging or vlogging out on any social-media platform that allows for blogging or vlogging.

"I tweeted about the whole debacle"
"Oh snap, what sites?"
"Oh the usual, Instagram, Tumblr, Imgur...etc"

by WWRRD August 4, 2023

Theftery

the act of stealing

"You have been charged with 5 counts of theftery" said the judge

by Kingtiger76 August 6, 2024

Tweeter legs

A non vulgar way to say bullshit

This game is so tweeter legs

by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023

Theftlike

A subgenre of videogames which share the core elements of Rockstar's "Grand Theft Auto" series, including:

1. an open, explorable world with hidden collectibles,

2. multiple vehicles and weapons, and

3. (a majority of the time) the ability to commit various misdemeanors and felonies, such as murder, theft, and aggravated assault, in addition to a "Wanted" system which responds to the player's misdeeds.

Most well-known Theftlike games, such as Red Dead Redemption I and II, Bully, and L.A. Noire, are actually published by Rockstar, though others, such as Mafia and Saints Row, are not. The name is derived from the Soulslike subgenre, which, as the name implies, are games which take heavy inspiration from FromSoftware's series "Dark Souls".

After my little brother Brayden got his PS5 taken away for racking up $3,000 worth of Shark Cards on our dad's IRL credit card, he's been desperate to find another Theftlike game that's available on our musty, old Xbox 360.

by Hoagy Macintosh November 18, 2023

theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022

“Im going to do laundry”

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”

by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024

tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 7, 2024

Tweeter Twacker

Tweeter twacking-To twack ones tweeter is a word with multiple meanings and also can be used in a quote humerus approach. It can be drug related, sexually related, or Ofcourse In a generally speaking approach. When you have the orgasm of a life time, your partner or significant other twacked your tweeter. When you’ve been up for several days on some form of stimulant. You my friend are a tweeter twacking. If you ate a good meal at a restaurant it twacked your tweeter. If you know someone who is a complete imbecile, those are considered tweeter twackers. It’s a word that’s quite humorous with multiple meanings and can be used in multiple ways. Have a blessed day and stay tweeter twacking fellas. If you’re up for several days just make sure you don’t tweeter geek and peep out windows. Don’t ruin everyone else’s high because you’ve now went from tweeter twacker to a tweeter geeker.

Oh my god! My wife twacked my tweeter so hard last night when she gave her performed felatio on me.

Oh my god dude! This Tina that we just sniffed got me tweeter twacking for 13 days straight.

That guy that you see over there looks like a complete tweeter twacker because look how large his pupils are. The amount of jaw clenching he’s doing indicates that he’s been doing a lot of tweeter twacking the last couple of days.

That crack I smoked earlier today turned me into a complete tweeter twacker.

by Gdrake9719 January 23, 2025