tokenism

The liberal act of labeling any black people that work for their political adversaries as tokens to shame, harass, and humiliate them for working with their political adversaries that the liberals project their racism onto.

Our best strategy to trick people into believing conservatives are all racists is by using tokenism to run as many people of color away from our competition.

by Jsjusjdjskksj March 2, 2019

Token atheist friend

Most non-atheist people have at least two of these. They like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. They're the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their 'radical' beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. These kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.

"I don't believe in child leashes"

"You know what I don't believe in? God."

"You're such a Token atheist friend... go away. nobody likes you except your religious studies professor."

by Henry241 November 28, 2009

Token hot guy

The guy that steals away the girl you really like whom you never know, but his only form of life is through myspace pictures.

Fuck!, the token hot guy.

by Killawat k!d June 18, 2006

Tonkey

noun; slang word for the female vagina.

Jay lil crack richie: "damn, my tonkey got really merked last night."

Looo rida dicrec: "it's TONKEY TIMEEEEE!!!"

Julianna Kahjeffers: "I just had the freshest tonkey shave...feel it."

Nicole TwanDuffy: "I need a new vibrator for my tonkey."

Cara Wankaripoli: "Where's the tonkey?"

Pop princess mel moritz: "What's a tonkey?"

Ashley Beastbowas: "My fucking tonkey is a muthafuckin BEAST."

by Pop Princess Mel June 17, 2008

took it up into a tree

Accident involving a tree versus usually a vehicle but could be a horse, tractor, ATV, or mule. Meaning you have through a horrible crash made the object and yourself aquantances with the tree.

The Geo metro ,being driven by a tourist, lost control and "took it up into a tree"

by beautyfish June 1, 2006

tooheys extra dry

The best beer of all time, being at 5.0% alco and 1.4 standard drinks, which is equivalent of most alcoholic drinks these days.

Second best to the extra fragmented Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums being at 6.5%, and which have glow in the dark labels at night clubs!!!

Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co

Dude, lets get wasted on Tooheys Extra Dry!!

Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!

by SteveOssie March 20, 2008

Tocket

On Female's shirts: a pocket on a shirt that is directly on a girl's chest. A combination of the words "tit" and "pocket." Usually found on V-neck shirts (For style).

On Male's shirts: a pocket on a guy's shirt. A combination of the words "t-shirt" and "pocket." Usually found on collared shirts (For holding pens/pencils).

Boy: *Staring at girl's chest.*
Girl: "My eyes are up here."
Boy: "I swear, I was just looking at your tocket!"

~~~
Person 1: "Hey, can I borrow a pen?"
Person 2: "Totally. I got one in my tocket."

by Greekfreak757 August 24, 2011