Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.

Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.

by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020

ROBBED

Nima winning head boy

Taksh was robbed of being Head Boy at Brentside High School

by originz July 5, 2023

Rob

A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman

1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense

by Richard37 January 30, 2017

Rob

A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.

It can also be a handicapped cockroach.

Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)

Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.

I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.

Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob

by Therealrob November 22, 2021

Rob-T

RobT is something you call a person, when they act weird around girls. If you catch a guy acting weird around a girl, maybe he is nervous or being weird then shout "ROBT".

This is a commen thing to say when you are out in town for the night and see they boys trying to get some gals.

You walk by a boy and a girl. The boy is acting goofy around the girl, and then you shout "ROB-T"

by CreatorofROBT February 4, 2024

Pulling a Rob

When you get so banged up that you end up taking home a 3

Nigel : Have you seen Josh ?

Kevin : yeah I seen him Pulling a Rob

by Brian___69 October 1, 2019

ROB

Rob is an iconic character from slap battles. He really hates bob. To aqure him you must kill the eternal bob. A huge version of bob who will smack you like a fricken bug if your not ready. GOOD LUCK

I have just acquired rob

by ExistingPerson March 29, 2024