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Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!
I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.
by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025
mugGet the Fresh cabbagemug.

Dirty cabbage

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles
by D Barrymore July 28, 2021
mugGet the Dirty cabbagemug.

Cabbage Bags

Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.
Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.
by Richard Hangslow June 3, 2019
mugGet the Cabbage Bagsmug.

Cabbage Pony

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.
Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.
by Meat missile February 22, 2024
mugGet the Cabbage Ponymug.

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag
I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag
by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020
mugGet the Cabbage Bagmug.

gone off cabbage

When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.
by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023
mugGet the gone off cabbagemug.

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab
“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”
by Jowney February 26, 2018
mugGet the cabbage fannymug.

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