waste dot want dot

Alludes to oft bizarre inclination of indefinitely linking to various sites not even of remote note

Waste dot want dot, story of my life.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.

" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..

by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014

whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.

by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014

business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons

"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."

by tiffany yo April 23, 2014

wasted

Getting completely drunk and not remembering anything.

Last night I got wasted and cant remember it.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

Wad Waste

A complete waste of a human. Wasted sperm

Dude's a frickin wad waste!

by jimmycrapedcorn November 16, 2014

Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014