COVID-19

I love it, I’m glad that it’s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.

COVID-19. Yes I am evil. I do not care about anyone but myself.

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

Covid-19

The thing that lets me watch hentai in peace

Mom come her- me no! Social distancing! Mom why?! Me Covid-19!

by Irishmanreal April 9, 2020

COVID friend group

A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.

Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..

by ribick June 26, 2020

covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.

I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!

by Tommyttt August 9, 2022

Baby it’s COVID Outside

1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.

Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.

Trump Supportor: Open it up, I ain’t wearin no stinkin mask.

Normal Folk: Baby it’s COVID outside.

by Burgy9999 April 19, 2020

Covid death trap

A restaurant or any other business that has not taking steps to prevent the spread of covid19

That restaurant is a covid death trap. They have no outside seating or any safety measures for covid19.

by Sidogg July 11, 2020

Covid gas chamber

When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.

I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face

by A1994 March 13, 2021