The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.
The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
by Demnar November 12, 2010

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

“Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”
“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”
“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”
by Constitutional musical May 23, 2018

by ohhh hell yea February 26, 2019

by Chelsnels December 21, 2019
