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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016
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Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you
"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022
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rainbow patch

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period and your mouth holds a red stain
Last night after I ate Ashley out I checked in the mirror and I had a rainbow patch! Now I can't get this nasty bitch blood out my mouth
by Eat her out, bloody, Justice December 21, 2015
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Patch

Somebody that used to be good looking but have final came to recognition that it’s to a end
They finally patched bro he was getting the huzz
by Kj4xxx July 28, 2025
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The patch

To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,
Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch
by Zack8855 January 19, 2019
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