Stasious: Bro I just hit the eye clit. I can't stop rubbing my eyes now
Cooper: Oh damn I love when that happens
Stasious: Me too tbh
Cooper: Oh damn I love when that happens
Stasious: Me too tbh
by Coopertonium September 30, 2022
How you might feel when you want to use a word in conversation that you're familiar with in reading and writing, you know perfectly well what it means, but you've never heard it spoken, and have no idea how to pronounce it.
"It doesn't matter how many times you click on Font Color. Changing red text to red again won't make a difference. It's eye-dem-... id-em-..." (thinking, "How the *$%^& do you pronounce 'idempotent'??? Guess that makes me eye-literate.")
by Grinning Cat November 04, 2016
Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing
Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018
The stanky eye:
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .
by Brittany the Ginger(; April 14, 2011
Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.
In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.
by Eartha KitKat April 28, 2010
The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.
Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...
Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...
Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!
by The Jungle Monster May 04, 2013
A condition which makes women appear much more attractive than they really are. The condition develops over time while attending Homestead High School (Cupertino).
Mustang eye person: Damn that girl looking hella fine
Normal person: What the fuck? That hoe looks like a guy.
Mustang eye person: Shit my bad, I must have the mustang eye.
Normal person: What the fuck? That hoe looks like a guy.
Mustang eye person: Shit my bad, I must have the mustang eye.
by FartBoner69_420 February 21, 2021