Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.

Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!

by helen eastefon April 8, 2011

Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email

Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

hop on bad business

gay homosexual roblox players play a rip off arsenal game and use snipers as dildos

Terry: Hop on bad business

Jerry: Alright, but I don't like using snipers as dildos.

by californian crackhead May 30, 2021

Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

business operations analyst

Someone who seems to know a lot of things about the business. He makes you go "oh" and "ah". Someone who can tell you why.
He's the king of knowledge.
He can also be an ass, because he knows everything. He has a right to be an ass.

The business operations analyst is having an affair with a former colleague who is engaged. He thinks no one knows. But everyone does, honey. Everyone does.

by yellow chair February 17, 2015

attending some business

It basically means I was masturbating or am about to masturbate

I gotta go I have some business I have to attend to or Sorry I was attending some business

by W3ABOO November 14, 2018

romance is really a business

Romantic relationships are a business—because each party is trying to get the most for the least, a negotiation, and a can culminate in a partnership where both parties reproduce themselves by having children.

C.M. Fabara realized that contradicting the prevailing understanding of what romantic relationships and love are, romance is really a business where the man and the woman both work to get the most they can by giving the least to the other person. Of course, sometimes participants in a romantic relationship "fall in love" and start giving the most they can to the other person. However, their purpose is always to get the most in return. Also, keep in mind that love is basically need. And the way it works is by making individuals feel love for someone they calculate will be able to and will satisfy one or more of their needs, such as sex, protection, connections, etc.

by but for December 1, 2018