posh surfer

A posh surfer is someone who loves the shred lifestyle, but rocks up at the beach in a clean recent model 4x4, probably from their boyfriends parents beach house. Most of the time looks at the waves, but doesn't like to enter the water - after all its all about the Insta shot with the board.

When discussing the surfer term rad.
PS : "I suppose I'm not one for using colloquial terms"
Respondent: "Oh you're a posh surfer"

by ItWasMyBirthday July 20, 2017

cunt surfer

someone from Malaysian heritage with an extreme hankering from anti-penis parades in downton denver

hit it
yaa

ooh

man.. i can only dream of being such a high level cunt surfer like hunter

by gamerman January 3, 2019

Hop on subway surfers

Where two man play subway surfers together while they are having anal sex

Bob: "Hey, wanna hop on subway surfers"

by UwUGamerBoy_462 April 16, 2022

surfboard

noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.

Julia is such a surfboard i can't believe he thinks she's hot.

by smartperson1234567891011 May 9, 2011

doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020

Surft

Surfer Slang for "surfed", the past tense of to surf. Essentially Surfed = Surft, its just shorter. There is a dialect to surfers (the whoa dude dialect) and this is a part of that dialect.

"Doood, check it, david just dropped in on that gnarly 15 footer."
"Totally man, like he surft it like it was nottin'."

by Sarena KV February 13, 2009

Mountain Surfer

Someone who engages in outdoor pursuits/sports that revolve around mountains. Said pursuits/sports usually include but are not limited to trail running, mountain biking, snowboarding, mountain boarding, rock climbing and kayaking. Mountain surfers sometimes can be classified by the the type of vehicle they drive (aka Subaru with snowboard/ski, bike or kayak rack on top or a busted up Honda tattooed with mountainous sponsor's stickers) or simply by the way they talk and or dress.

"Dude, Chris Sharma just cranked out a 5.15b called "Jumbo Love"! Damn thing was nothing but crimpers with two massive slopers at the crux" -Mountain Surfer "Could you seriously put aside the mountain surfer lingo for a minute and rehash that?!" -average Joe

"So I slept in my Suby last night and was the first one to pull into Breck this morning. I seriously could NOT wait to shred mad powder! I'm gonna jib till I'm gassed!" -Mountain Surfer

by BlueFlyer83 February 23, 2011