shrekit

A massive, gigantic, scary female (probably) creature that lives in the settlements and doesn't like second chances, and likes to ruin your life when asking why don't you come to the Purim party, saying that you're valuable for the class and you say fuck you and block on Whatsapp.

Me: Shrekit, can I get a second chance on the test, I didn't have time to study...
SHREKIT: WHAT SECOND CHANCE?????
Me, quietly: Bitch

by TEAM ROCKET11111 January 9, 2018

Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it

After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit

by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018

Shreked

When Shrek comes into your house and fills you with his molten onion.

Boy1:"Your stupid."
Boy2:"I hope you get Shreked."
Boy1:Gets raped by Shrek.

by Shreked fan99 May 6, 2018

Shrek

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

by Deep fried May 29, 2018

Shrek

Green boye

I'm watching all the Shrek movies 40 times today

by Frase Banane boy June 13, 2018

Shrek

the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!

Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.

by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018

Shrekking

When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes

Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros

by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018