david stanford

Music man.

Hay you met the music man David Stanford yet
No but I hear he was in home and away

by Ninja warrior 7950 April 3, 2017

Boom stiff

When you get aroused by farts of smelly buttholes

I have such a boom stiff right now.

by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017

sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

by Bphil420 February 1, 2018

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Romeo’sTiffany

A beast from the shadows that only one man fears

Romeo’sTiffany
Ash: Res me before I call Tiffany

Romeo: I ain’t scared of that bish

by Loofypoo October 14, 2020

be stiff

A kickass Devo song from 1977, released on Stiff Records. It's filled with innuendo and became somewhat of a theme song for the label.

Did you hear that new Devo track on Stiff? It's called Be Stiff.

by JockoHomo1978 October 19, 2020