Taint smeller

When someone's smells someone's taint

Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.

by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015

chocolate smeller

when a Chinese-American puts nutella on your asshole and sniffs it off with his nose.

REN : Yo sexy
Grace: Hey babes
REN: Damn shortie you sexy
Grace: what would you do to me?
REN: I wanna sniff nutella off your butt-hole
Grace: You're a dirty chocolate smeller

by Patrick Love/Hate ...GOD BLESS November 25, 2014

craddle stealer

Woman at least one year older than person dating.therefore ridiculising itself

Craddle stealer Tanisha stealing Felix's craddle

by mc cuppy May 13, 2015

the shelleys

when you're hungry or have already eaten but could still eat more.

Can't wait for this dirty kebab, I've had the shelleys all day.

by ca11um_6 July 13, 2015

jamie steele

Bald head and red beard.

That guy is a jamie steele

by Sweetncrazy October 23, 2015

finger smeller

One who sniffs his or her finger (s) immediately following an intentional whisping sweep of the genitalia area Of their body. This act is generally performed as a cleanliness assessment.

John from human resources is totally a finger smeller. He stood by the copier about three times with his hand underneath his nose while he had a coffee. I almost mistook him for a tool-sniffer.

by zillarealm November 28, 2015

flower-seller

noun/1.prostitute or whore
woman who exchanges sex for money

Cindy:OMG I found an ad on craigslist written by Marsha- she's a flower-seller!!!!
Jan: Marsha? a flower-seller? she's way too much of a prude!

by sofarsopretty January 15, 2016