Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.

Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!

by KatCard July 29, 2011

Diss-status-fied

When you post a great status on facebook and no one "likes"it and you get no replies.

I was left Diss-status-fied when no friends commented on my brilliant facebook status.

by Mmots April 26, 2012

gratus status

Grateful state (of mind); Appreciative of the situation you're in now.

Hey Bob, How ya doin'?
Gratus Status, man!
Yeah? What for?
My boss gave me a raise today!

by foreveryone February 25, 2013

cantignora statusbaritis

The condition which prevents one from walking away from their computer because they cannot divert their attention from an active status bar.

My cantignora statusbaritis keeps me from getting anything else done while I'm downloading on my computer.

by tastic71 March 19, 2013

Ratchet Status

A girl (Typically 12-16) who posts statuses on social media websites Facebook, Twitter, ETC... about how rathet other women are on a daily basis when I reality they would not say to a ratchets face.Alot of times people who post these are angry because their boyfriends left them for a ratchet who wont bitch and complain about how they should wait 4 more years to have sex.

Typical White girl: like this post if yall be hatin dem thirsty ass ratchet ass niggaz

Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status

by Real talk 101110 April 21, 2014

Naked Status

A classification or status given to friends when you're comfortable enough to be naked around them.

"Can you leave while I change real quick? I'm not on naked status with you just yet."

by Ligeaux April 25, 2014

Whose Status Is It Anyway

Whose Status Is It Anyway is a drinking game where Dylan reads out Facebook Statuses of idiots we went to high school with. Each status must be read out in a constant non-revealing emotive tone and needs to end with "Who Am I?". Any game participant can choose to guess the answer. If the guess is right, the successful participant nominates another game attendee to finish off their vessel. However, the guesser runs the risk of taking a single scull of their drink at the event that they're wrong. Stay Gold.

Dylan begins the game of Whose Status Is It Anyway by reading out the following... "Spending money on Flags and Anthems is such a waste of money against child poverty or animal cruelty. We can vote on a selection of leaders but not the issues that matter. In the end those in power are all the same, just a puppet of those behind them. Cheers world.".. a participant guesses wrong resulting in a swig of their drinking vessel. Another participant guesses correctly, resulting in the nomination of Logan, who is obliged to scull his entire drinking vessel .

by Dylan Hot Fire December 8, 2015