Splash Down

To unintentionally urinate whilst sleeping, commonly caused by excess consummation of alcohol. Believed to originate from military slang and often associated with Scottish people.

Splash down used in the past tense: “Last night I was really drunk, when I woke up I noticed that had I splashed down.”

by Wee Wee Man November 2, 2009

Dick splash

Used as a slang word for male ejaculation of semen from the penis

Stop laughing, you Dick splash, its not my fault i cant control my testosterone

by CaptainCoolAsFuck September 19, 2009

Splosh

To Splosh someone means to shank them harder than anyone else ever could. It's the ultimate pain causing technique.

Person 1 - I'm gonna splosh kyle if he tries to get her to sleep with him
Person 2 - He won't know what hit him

by Charleigh Rose December 22, 2010

spish

equal parts of shit and piss

Hoot Mon, I spished my brains out last night!

by Tanglefoot September 17, 2003

dick splash

Vast region of congealing jizz.

Simon, you dicksplashed all over the tv!

by Alex and Craig March 14, 2003

fanny splash

when you are riding a bike in wet weather, you get spray on your ass

I cant be bothered goin for a ride,i'll get fanny splashed

by Emrah Booshe December 17, 2006

splash bucket

A woman that enjoys to have her anus, mouth, or vagina used as a deposit area for any man in need to ejaculate.

I dropped my load in that splash bucket

by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009