The wedding special

It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.

Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”

by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022

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special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022

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To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.

Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.

by D Nasty December 1, 2020

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Special offer

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”

by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020

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The Kev Special

When you share an article and debate the contents in it with someone but you only read the title.

Hey man! Check this article out (Trump and Biden caught having intercourse) I knew they were gay and hiding it. This is 100 percent true. (Didn’t even click the link). “Did you even read the link? It said it was a joke.” That’s the Kev special

by PhraseGawd January 26, 2021

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