Slurpee

Another name for Marijuana. Synonym of Weed, Pot, Tree, Green, Purple.

"Yo man, you got some slurps?"

"Ey Breh, we gonna slurpee after school?"

by Maxwell B April 19, 2010

Slurp

After recieving a blow job and the male blows his load the girl splurps up the residue around the penis.

Are you going to slurp me or am i going to clean this up by myself?

by Scott Arnold April 16, 2006

sewage slurp

An intense sexcapade of legendary proportions. During a "Sewage Slurp" the woman spreads her butt, revealing her butthole, allowing for the male to approach and apply his tongue to her anus. This move is similar to its cousin the Rim Job yet differs in that while the male is massaging the womans butthole with his tongue the woman procedes to defecate on the mans face. The "Sewage Slurp" allows for custimization according to the preferences of the participants: the man can be masturbating during the sewage slurp, getting beaten off, or beating off another man.

Tommy is tired of the rimjob so he and Sally move on to a Sewage Slurp.

Bob takes Diane to mexican restuarants before he attempts a sewage slurp.

PAST TENSE- I sewage slurped your mom.

by Yeti420 December 13, 2008

Genetic slurry

A genetic slurry is a mixture of ejaculate.

Dude, I totally made a genetic slurry with those 3 girls over there.

by Nixxolas April 27, 2011

Slurple

It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.

In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.

by Polish Pawel November 15, 2004

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

The one and only Joe Velasco...

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!

by Andy April 17, 2005

Slurp

The act of smirking and sticking out the tip of your tongue at your friend because you are in a better position than him.

i.e 1. revealing something which greatly annoys your friend but is advantageous for you, 2. your friend loses at something but you win, 3. your friend loses something which you have

#1
dude 1: F**K I can't believe my wallet is lost! Now I can't go to the club tonight.
dude 2: Oh. :) I guess I still have my wallet and I at least one of us will have fun tonight *SLURP*

#2
dude 1: Dammit! I got 32/50 on the test! 1 point from an A
dude 2: *SLURP* *Shows his test score: 33/50*

#3
dude 2: Have you gotten you drivers licence yet?
dude 1: No
dude 2: *Takes our car keys and head towards his car* *SLURP*

by SwedishPersian February 10, 2010