sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 30, 2017

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

spongebob squaredick

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.

Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches

by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018

soongebob

When you type really fast so your Spongebob turns into a soongebob an its varieties in errors

*looks for spongebob in the urban dictionary* *types it soongebob* *finds this awesome definition*

by Unibadass February 23, 2018

Sponge

A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

The drippy sponge left a wet puddle on the ground.

by girlylover101 March 3, 2018

slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.

i met a slong monster last night

by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018

slonging

A long and slow version of any activity, usually achieved by someone slowing down on purpose.

Coach: Jason! Stop Slonging the play!
Jason: Sorry Coach!

by Phillazy April 13, 2018