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Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
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Sleeping Bagging

Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.

The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
Sleeping Bagging reminds me of tucking into a warm, safe place.
by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011
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Sleeping Bowl

Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.
I was up all night staring at the ceiling. Damn, I should've had a sleeping bowl.
by mgibson746 October 8, 2014
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sleep slorp

to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.
me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”
by freya big balls May 14, 2020
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Sleep Magnosis

The condition on which 1/73 people risk the chance of not waking up unless they take precautions.
Did you wear your ankle brace to bed in order to prevent sleep magnosis?
by Not jab October 18, 2019
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sleep-tation

falling asleep before a youtube meditation, and then performing said meditation in ones sleep.
I was watching youtube—a meditation channel, and then I fell asleep—right before a manifestation meditation, and it worked—sleep-tation!
by lawrence De Plume August 1, 2017
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sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.
Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.
by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018
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