sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.

"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."

by bigcatdaddy June 03, 2015

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Sleep God

To be very chill

Why you chilling so hard my dude, who do you think you are sleep god?

by Sleep God June 13, 2014

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Sleep Magnosis

The condition on which 1/73 people risk the chance of not waking up unless they take precautions.

Did you wear your ankle brace to bed in order to prevent sleep magnosis?

by Not jab October 19, 2019

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Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 02, 2019

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sleep hibernating

Intentionally or inententionally getting so much sleep on a regular basis that you're able to pull an all nighter when needed (specifically for school projects)

John: hey man did you finish the project?

Bill: yah man I just pulled an all nighter for it

John: aren't you tired?

Bill: no man I was sleep hibernating all week, I fell great

by kz9320 June 20, 2011

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