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ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to
I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!
by mrhappypants69 July 6, 2011
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Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

smoking dick blow job deep throat
by Nignogging August 6, 2013
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ski slope nose

were a guy has a long pointed nose and it looks like ski slope
Hey bill you nose looks like a ski slope nose
by SirSkyrim February 7, 2014
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ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing
I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche
by TheHaug May 2, 2021
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Flesh ski

The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill
Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.
by Cutenipple December 21, 2023
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Ski-ball

The act of tea bagging someone while skiing.
Went to aspen and totally ski-balled this girl who had fallen off the ski lift
by ThesaurusRex December 12, 2012
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