Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!
by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020
Get the Simonmug. by Wowserz April 23, 2022
Get the Simonmug. The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great
by Ambe_r November 1, 2022
Get the Simonmug. a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.
by truthbtoldbeach October 22, 2018
Get the Olivia Simonmug. An amazing singer. Usually caramel or brown skin. She likes to wear her natural hair or bomb a** weaves. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. She’s cute & innocent looking but she is so sexy at the same time.
She is very intuitive & wise. She is hilarious and quirky. She is super creative & loves using her hands to be artistic. Nia Simone’s are usually sapiosexual & spiritual AF.. Drop some knowledge on her.. she’ll adore you for it. She is feisty so you don’t want to get on her bad side.
She loves to laugh, if you want a Nia Simone, make her laugh & you’ll be sure to spark her attention.
She is very intuitive & wise. She is hilarious and quirky. She is super creative & loves using her hands to be artistic. Nia Simone’s are usually sapiosexual & spiritual AF.. Drop some knowledge on her.. she’ll adore you for it. She is feisty so you don’t want to get on her bad side.
She loves to laugh, if you want a Nia Simone, make her laugh & you’ll be sure to spark her attention.
by indigo111 March 26, 2023
Get the nia simonemug. A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)
Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish
Person 2: Oh, I wish
by petemcdonald April 15, 2019
Get the Simonmug. by NSegaXP February 25, 2023
Get the Simon the Doormug.