dick scratcher

An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.

I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.

by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004

Fart Scratch

That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!

Damn dude I got a fart scratch its so itchy

by Lord of fartz December 6, 2018

Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 7, 2010

Scratch That Dirty Neck

Someone who just got busted on.

'Your so poor I threw a rock through your window and broke all your furniture."

Response:
"Damn, you better scratch that dirty neck."

by Freezee C August 4, 2007

chicken scratching

To flinch, or twitch uncontrolably falling to sleep, or while semi-concious.

"That crack head is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

"Spoky is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

by Leon "rinse burger" May 13, 2004

chicken scratch

Bad speed made from chicken feed

My freind makes chicken scratch in his bathtub

by UFO! January 23, 2004

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015