shart shooter

Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.

Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."

by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007

Starter packs

A new sensation to hit social media feed (such as Twitter and Instagram ). Looked at by a bunch of teenagers all day and made by them too. Some starter packs are "the freshman hoe starter pack" and "the black guy who only dates white girls starter pack" very popular hashtag on Instagram.

"Hey what's up".

"Nothing just looking at starter packs on Instagram"

by secret-spy November 23, 2014

starter buttons

A woman's breasts. Typically called starter buttons as that's where you start during foreplay.

I'd love to suck her starter buttons

by UD1 October 13, 2013

sartinite

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008

Shart Shield

An absorbent material placed inside the underwear or between the butt cheeks to catch and absorb an unexpected shart.

"Man, I was at the mall today and I squeaked out a fart, which then resulted in a shart. Good thing I was wearing my Shart Shield!"

by Horray4Sharts October 17, 2009

Shart

To accidentally "shit yourself" when you fart.

Sorry man..... i think i Sharted myself.

by dvdsarescary July 26, 2010

Ninja Shart

The act of releasing a ninja fart, but you also shit your pants without making a sound. It is a disgusting and the most foul smell and completely silent. They usually smell like a bag full of diapers tossed into a tire fire. The Ninja Shart also shows no reaction by the flatulent bastard. A silent but deadly Shart! Basically a nuclear bomb of crop dusting innocent bystanders, and shitting your pants while no one hears a thing.

Jon- Today is a good day.
Tiffany- Ahhh, Yes it is,

(ninja shart occurs)
Jon- Hey, wait a sec... what is that god awful smell, I can almost taste it.. Ohhh yep, I can definitely taste it.. (dry heaving)
Tiffany- Ohhh no, I just Ninja Sharted.
Jon- Ohhh god no, I didn't even hear it.. Ahh, I have to go puke!!

by Runswith2beers March 8, 2013