sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 14, 2016

sloppy biter

a women/ girl who is giving a sloppy blowjob then out of the blue bites on the mans penis

friend 1; yeah man she basically bit my dick off

friend 2; ahh so she is a sloppy biter

by I’m from chaventry April 10, 2018

Sloppy froppy

If you're tongue is long enough, you'll probably be able to perform this act of autocunnilingus. You lick your own clit with your tungue without bending over.

Gimme a sec, gotta get in a good ol' sloppy froppy.

by Filaddling sucks cock July 07, 2017

Sloppy Shirou

The act of getting a command spell tattooed on your penis then casting a level 69 hardening curse on it until your balls split into swords and you fuck every girl around you senseless.

Shirou: I am the bone of my sword.

Gilgamesh: That mongrel is going to give those women Sloppy Shirous!

by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

sloppy 8

sloppy: penis, vagina, ear 1, ear 2, nostrils 1, nostrils 2, mouth, handjob

she gave sloppy 8 last night

by cusienfnd May 20, 2019

Sloppy Tuppy

Sloppy Joes served in Tupperware

That Sloppy Tuppy last night was real good

by GoatDaLlama June 02, 2022

Sloppy Trumpet

1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.

Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.

by dougfischer July 23, 2015