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Sloppy tube

It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM
I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.
by greeneggsnshmeegle March 14, 2018
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sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass
My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere
by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016
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Sloppy corndog

When a chick pukes on your dick ( while sucking it). With another underneath cleaning up the vomit from underneath your man junk with her tongue
That bitch must of ate some hot ass chicken wing because my burned like a motherfucker when she was giving me a sloppy corndog
by Johnnysjunkiemind May 23, 2016
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Sloppy Joshua

When your giving a chick a rim job, (eating her ass out) but she doesn't tell you she has a severe case of anal leakage. Better know as a Sloppy Joshua
"Was having a good time with this chick last night, until I started to give her a rim job and I got a sloppy Joshua, shit was everywhere".
by Boss red September 7, 2016
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Sloppy eater

An Untidy, dirty and careless eater
Don't be a sloppy eater! 😤
Eat carefully!
by My English May 6, 2018
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Sloppy Joe

When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.
Bro, Dustin and Jennifer made sloppy joe all night last night.
Ewwww
by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017
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Sloppy Shirou

The act of getting a command spell tattooed on your penis then casting a level 69 hardening curse on it until your balls split into swords and you fuck every girl around you senseless.
Shirou: I am the bone of my sword.

Gilgamesh: That mongrel is going to give those women Sloppy Shirous!
by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020
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