short car

verb; when driving around looking for a parking space and as you pull up to one you thought was empty, you see that it is in fact taken already by a short car.

My friend and zipped down the first row of parking spaces to secure a spot we thought was empty, only to be short car'd.

Since I drive a short car, I make sure to not pull into a parking space all the way as to not short car other people.

by riderlikeabronc January 8, 2010

short-cut

a petite girl/woman who gives up the pussy.

See that shawty over there, that's my short-cut.

by snipes59 November 15, 2011

Short Shooter

A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.

Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

short skirt

a piece of clothing, often favored by girls who want to show of some legs. Short skirts range from minis to just up to the knee and can be made out of any fabrics. Short skirts can be worn as part of a business suit.

Scantily-clad chicks may often where super short skirts, often to attract men.

I was at the club the other night, when I saw a pair of girls wearing some tight short skirts. Freaking hot!

by Arrows November 16, 2007

Shirts

A steriotype of men who, usually residing in the United Kingdom, frequent night clubs with low reputations. They're name decends from the strict dress code and appearance which includes a white shirt. They all look exactly the same and group in tens or hundreds.

We were on our way back from Spiders rock club and were attacked by a group of shirts, officer.

by NeX March 2, 2004

one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

by Rik Smits May 19, 2008