Gollum release

An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.

1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"

2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.

3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.

4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release

by JamesWhat? March 9, 2024

Shawshank Redemption

When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.

My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.

by Crabkilla2001 April 5, 2024

gotbannedagain (relevant)

Relevant is a ROBLOX not-known hacker, I have hacked more than 50 accounts since 2019.

He also is a Discord Server-Raider, he has raided YouTubers servers.

User: Hey! Did you hear about gotbannedagain (relevant)?
User 2: Yes, that's the guy who hacked my ROBLOX account.

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User: You know what happend to that server?
User2: Yeah, It was nuked by

gotbannedagain (relevan)...

by Urban Dictionary June 24, 2024

Dave Redemption Arc Day

The day that the no longer homophobic Child Molester returned to Gamejolt, forgiven by the People. He's now respectful and nice (he's one of those Bosses you defeat and recruit to your Team in Video Games)

Person 1: It's Dave Redemption arc day!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass

by Spider-jolter October 1, 2024

Seeking Relevancy

The act of creating or sharing superficial, overextended, or tenuously linked content—often on social platforms like LinkedIn—with the primary intention of maintaining visibility, validating one's expertise, or garnering social or professional advantage, rather than contributing meaningful insight or value.

"His post about how 'Monday morning coffee relates to leadership' was a blatant example of seeking relevancy."
"She's always seeking relevancy by tying buzzwords into every post, regardless of the topic's actual relevance to her field."

by CorporateClown December 6, 2024

Seeking Relevancy

The act of creating or sharing superficial, overextended, or tenuously linked content—often on social platforms like LinkedIn—with the primary intention of maintaining visibility, validating one's expertise, or garnering social or professional advantage, rather than contributing meaningful insight or value.

"His post about how 'Monday morning coffee relates to leadership' was a blatant example of seeking relevancy."
"She's always seeking relevancy by tying buzzwords into every post, regardless of the topic's actual relevance to her field."

by CorporateClown December 6, 2024

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025