punk rawk

The reason people label those "punk rawk" bands on MTV as posers, is because those bands = posers.
Punk died in the 1980s. I wish they'd stop trying to resurrect it. I've debated this over and over. Punk is dead, kids. Get over it.
Now, I bet some of you will ask, "Zack, why does this matter?". I'll tell you why this matters. It matters because the genre is dead, and now the bands who claim they are punk are NOT a part of this genre, they are a sub-genre of pop, which is why it's called "POP-Punk". It's popular to like this new "punk rawk", and quite frankly, the record execs are only making money off this new "genre" they've created.

"But these bands are REAL punks! LOLOMG!"
Sorry, kid. No, they aren't. Punk died before you were born, I'm sure.

I'm not saying that anyone shouldn't listen to this new, pro-found genre of "music", that's up to them.
I'm just saying that punk rock is dead, because it is.

Bands of this new "genre" do nothing but whine their damn heads off. This new "genre" is basically a sped up version of emo music. Oh man, do I HATE emo music. It's not for me. I don't like listening to guys who sound like they got sacked in the nutsack by a football player whining about how their girlfriends left them for the guy who works in the donut shop.
Thanks, but no thanks.

I don't mean to sound rude, but i'm tired of listening to these MTV-watching 12 year olds who think Simple Plan and Good Charlotte are the best PUNK bands ever.

These kids don't know the real punk bands, because the REAL punk bands hardly ever got any airtime on radio.

True punk bands: The Ramones, The Clash, Bad Religion, Black Flag

Posers: Blink 182, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, the list goes on...

by SuperSonicX February 13, 2005

neo punk

A neo punk is a modern punk starting in the mid to late 90s and continuing into the 2000s and is still in full swing, neo meaning new and punk being punk its basicaly saying new-punk.

Modern punk varies a bit, but real modern punkers where studded leather jackets displaying bands they listen to what scene they are from, such as NYC or East Bay, also displaying political slogans and views, such as anti racism and very leftist or liberal beliefs. Mohawks and brightly colored hair is common among neo punks especially in the band "the casualties". Other neo-punk bands include Anit-Flag, The Unseen, Time Again, and Rancid(their newer stuff anyway).

by Daniel Ray July 7, 2006

punkass bitch

Incompetent member of a famous family who relies on others accomplishments for his own fame and fortune.

"George Bush is a punkass bitch."
"Jeb Bush is a punkass bitch."
"Ted Kennedy is a punkass bitch."

by DBaltimore January 12, 2007

Palin Punk'd

Conning an elderly gentleman into selecting you for a position of power so you may blow $150K on fashion.

"Can you believe I got passed over for a promotion by Sarah?"

"Yeah, you got Palin Punk'd, the CEO is crazy clueless."

by Rehan Farooq March 12, 2009

punk

fuck you, u cant describe punk, it is not wat people today call it, it is punk and that is what it is

good times at punk concerts

by mohawk man December 15, 2008

gully punk

A term that originated in Rapid City, South Dakota describing an early group of punks that spent a lot of time in the forests of the Black Hills and plains of the Badlands hiking, camping, swimming, off-roading and otherwise thouroughly enjoying nature.

Jerry is an old-school gully punk who almost died alot.

by Char H January 11, 2006

crust punk

dumpster dives, vegan, rolls their own cigarettes, may or may not have beards/moustaches, enjoy biking and hiking, peaceful, hate war, talented musically despite the general punk consensus, most have banjos, acoustics and/or ukuleles, dislike showering and being clean

-i scored these great mushrooms in the dumpster behind trader joes.
-sweet! now we can make our favorite vegetarian omelette woo
-we are so crust punk.

by dededededededdedede August 18, 2009