A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019

Positive

Let's see if you can stay positive while you're being indicted for criminal negligence.

You can be positive that the kiddos are going to be living with their respective daddies because I was serious about orphaning your kids if I don't get what I want.

by Hym Iam November 11, 2020

Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single

Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com

by Meet positives February 20, 2019

nanny position

Bent over the console of the car giving an older man oral sex while he drives.

Steve had me in Nanny Position last night, it was so hot.

by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025