Poop Police

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.

Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.

by 123bdk March 29, 2021

ASMR police

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis

ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

asmr police

the asmr police who like asmr

ASMR police 1 whispering,take the shot
ASMR police 2:i cant hear you

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

asmr police

they talk like asmr

asmr police are good police

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

Rajasthan Police

The Rajasthan Police is the law enforcement agency for the state of Rajasthan in India. The Rajasthan Police has its headquarters in Jaipur, the state capital. The motto of the force is "committed to serve".

Some says another name of friendship, trust and justice is Rajasthan Police. The officials of Rajasthan Police make citizens feel safe and secure. Duty and Hard work is embedded in their blood.

Criminals are brought to justice. They prove the saying 'Trust among the masses, fear among criminals'.

Everything will be fine, Rajasthan Police is here.

by Aware Citizen November 23, 2021

Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022

twonkface policeman

1.a scottish policewoman who acts like a twonk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 👮 ♀️
2. a song about the above, sung to the tune of *pop goes the weasel*

1. you absolute twonkface policeman
2. 🎵 if there’s a policeman
who happens to be a woman
has a face, acts like a twonk,
twonkface policeman!

by NSegaXP March 16, 2023