Neurotic, over privileged, middle aged white lady, with a high sense of entitlement.
These women are very skinny, and have never, ever, heard the word "No" in their lives. As soon as they do, they are reduced to shaking neurosis, as that of a an over-and-inbred puppy-mill dog. In any confrontational situation, they become timid, and are likely to 'bite' out of irrational fear alone.
These women are from middle class backgrounds, sometimes upper class (though the upper crust are rarely seen interacting in common society).
Poodles are the bane of any customer service employee.
These women are very skinny, and have never, ever, heard the word "No" in their lives. As soon as they do, they are reduced to shaking neurosis, as that of a an over-and-inbred puppy-mill dog. In any confrontational situation, they become timid, and are likely to 'bite' out of irrational fear alone.
These women are from middle class backgrounds, sometimes upper class (though the upper crust are rarely seen interacting in common society).
Poodles are the bane of any customer service employee.
Jeff: What was her problem?
Sarah: I know! She is such a poodle!
Tom: Check out the pantsuit on that poodle.
Sarah: I know! She is such a poodle!
Tom: Check out the pantsuit on that poodle.
by laika33 June 18, 2011
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by Anonymous May 7, 2003
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"Jordanian! Let's go puddle jumping!"
"Okay! Get Lily, Joe and Midg.a and we'll take my vehicle!"
::Vroom Vroom::
:::SPLASH:::
"Okay! Get Lily, Joe and Midg.a and we'll take my vehicle!"
::Vroom Vroom::
:::SPLASH:::
by Alyxe January 16, 2009
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John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe
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Also, a butt rock band of similar shitty quality.
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“Nice shot dude - you read that 40-footer perfectly!” “Thanks dude - yeah these greens are really slow today...must have been that storm last night. Oh shit! What’s this Puddle of Mudd in the hole? I can’t even see my ball. (Pulls out ball covered in stenchy muck). Oh shit! This smells like shit! Fuck - there’s a piece of corn stuck to it. Some dbag must’ve hot gophered this yesterday...”
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