Kid In Class: "God damn it, I really wanna play pokemon"
/whips out pokemon. "All better"
Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner
/whips out pokemon. "All better"
Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner
by PokeAddict November 20, 2011
Get the Pokeboner mug.A computer nerd whos grammaticly errors have earned him his own language called pokish. The great and unique Pokeon is very defensive of his name adn goes into a full out rant if not called Poke, Pokeon,Zero poke, or Pokey.
by Chocolate November 19, 2004
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Combination of Pokemon and Mongoloid.
A person who is so immersed in playing Pokemon Go that he/she forgets the world around him/her, putting themselves and others in danger.
A person who is so immersed in playing Pokemon Go that he/she forgets the world around him/her, putting themselves and others in danger.
1. This Pokemongo ran right in front of my car trying to catch a Squirtle.
2. Sorry that I am late, but there were about a hundred Pokemongos down at the train station clogging up the entrance.
2. Sorry that I am late, but there were about a hundred Pokemongos down at the train station clogging up the entrance.
by Dukeofhazzard July 14, 2016
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Get the pokemanning mug.Mike : Did you see that fucking asshole fall in the river?
Steve : Yeah, he was pokemonning and didn't see the edge.
Steve : Yeah, he was pokemonning and didn't see the edge.
by Jazzy MacJizz July 16, 2016
Get the Pokemonning mug.Poke•man - A common misspelling or saying by people who do not know what Pokemon is or a way of being a giant smartass.
Man•child - An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. (see the full definition of Manchild)
A Pokemanchild is a man who is an adult who only sees Pokemon as it is. A man who is obsessed with the trading card game, the games, merchandise and more. This man commonly will become upset if his favorite Pokemon is insulted. Commonly wears Pokemon appeal and is the first thing they can think to talk about.
However, do not get this confused with a Pokefan, which is a person who generally enjoys Pokemon for what it is versus a "Pokemanchild."
Commonly, people with this problem are often seen as "Autistic" and very may well be.
Man•child - An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. (see the full definition of Manchild)
A Pokemanchild is a man who is an adult who only sees Pokemon as it is. A man who is obsessed with the trading card game, the games, merchandise and more. This man commonly will become upset if his favorite Pokemon is insulted. Commonly wears Pokemon appeal and is the first thing they can think to talk about.
However, do not get this confused with a Pokefan, which is a person who generally enjoys Pokemon for what it is versus a "Pokemanchild."
Commonly, people with this problem are often seen as "Autistic" and very may well be.
"Zack only talks about Pokemon when I'm with him. Everytime we are hanging out, all he wants to do is play Pokemon on our 3DS' or Pokemon Stadium. It gets old real fast. When I told him about this girl I was dating, he only talked about how Lusamine is the prettiest and if she were real, he'd date her. This guy is a real Pokemanchild"
by Tarrabyte May 15, 2018
Get the pokemanchild mug.Term describing the 'poser' Pokémon of the newer generations which wholeheartedly fail to capture the general spirit and imagination which represented the popular Pocket Monsters of generations I & II, and a few of III & IV. Often these Posémon are poor man's rehashes of well-known classic Pokémon, such as the lolworthy Woobat (Zubat), Purrloin (Glameow) or simply consist of something ridiculous like an ice cream cone which gains a scoop upon each evolution. (It's funny 'cause it's true)
Pokéfan 1: So, you hyped about the new Pokémon Black & White games?!
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...
Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...
Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi
by ChurKirby April 28, 2011
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