Please waiting

What you are doing while your computer, television, or smart phone is loading.

Friend: Have you got the ap downloaded yet?

Me: No, I'm please waiting, just another 147 seconds.

by Atticus Jones March 6, 2016

Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

by whitewolf3131 January 5, 2017

pleasure gorgeous

Typically a guy telling a girl she's pretty then he'll jerk off

"Pleasure gorgeous"

by waffleChan January 27, 2017

please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it

girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

PLEASE

Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything

Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please

by afdgh11 August 23, 2018

Pessian

Dick riders of a certain dwarf from Argentina, known for stat padding against "big" teams like Eibar, Curacao, Clermont Foot

Pessians ball knowledge is equal to the number of league top scorer awards pessi has outside Spain

by Cristiano GOATiano June 8, 2023

Patty Pleaser

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.

I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008