Platyseal

One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.

We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.

by Pj Flaherty March 8, 2011

PlateHood

The PlateHood is a privacy solution to protect your personal information from photo enforcement systems. The PlateHood is not a license plate cover.

Driving down the road i was flashed by a photo radar system and didn't have to worry about a ticket because i had the PlateHood installed on my car.

While deep in da hood, i rest easy with my PlateHood.

by Bababooey420 August 11, 2011

Plate Curling

Plate Curling is when you must stand at any edge of the table and either with or without your eyes shut you must Curl your plate which will determine where you will sit for the Evening Dinner.

Wayne "Hey Man, where are you going to sit?"

Conor " I dunno, I'm gonna find out by Plate Curling."

by RonocMcfoley November 21, 2011

plate show

When an individual lays down under a glass table and their fuck buddy shits on top of the table. Obviously.

I was hoping for a plate show but all I got was a dump on my chest.

by Acesfull November 15, 2013

Plaes

Short for "Platonic Baes". When you care about someone like you would care for a bae, but in a platonic sense.

Jane's friend: "Are you dating John?"
Jane: "No! We've been friends since we were four, we're only plaes. I care about him but he's just a friend."

by Ainsworth Ennis January 12, 2015

Plate

A weight at a gym weighing 25kg

Woahs that plate definitely feels like 25kg and not 20kg

by Profetional jimm ecspart October 23, 2015

Plately

Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.

Rick thought Denise was sonhotnhe wanted her to give him a plately

by Cult mike December 25, 2016