One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.
by Pj Flaherty March 8, 2011
Get the Platyseal mug.The PlateHood is a privacy solution to protect your personal information from photo enforcement systems. The PlateHood is not a license plate cover.
Driving down the road i was flashed by a photo radar system and didn't have to worry about a ticket because i had the PlateHood installed on my car.
While deep in da hood, i rest easy with my PlateHood.
While deep in da hood, i rest easy with my PlateHood.
by Bababooey420 August 11, 2011
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Plate Curling is when you must stand at any edge of the table and either with or without your eyes shut you must Curl your plate which will determine where you will sit for the Evening Dinner.
by RonocMcfoley November 21, 2011
Get the Plate Curling mug.When an individual lays down under a glass table and their fuck buddy shits on top of the table. Obviously.
by Acesfull November 15, 2013
Get the plate show mug.Short for "Platonic Baes". When you care about someone like you would care for a bae, but in a platonic sense.
Jane's friend: "Are you dating John?"
Jane: "No! We've been friends since we were four, we're only plaes. I care about him but he's just a friend."
Jane: "No! We've been friends since we were four, we're only plaes. I care about him but he's just a friend."
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Get the Plate mug.Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.
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