Arizona Pipe Dream

An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.

"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."

by Eldo 76 December 15, 2009

smoking pipe

A slang term for sucking penis.

Guy 1: "Last night I was smoking pipe with the captain of the football team."

Guy 2: "You sucked his penis?"

Guy 1: "Totes!"

by KnowItAll45 December 25, 2010

Pipe

To be a failure, loser, washout or all around bitch. Originated in HS wrestling at George Washington HS in Charleston WV for members of the team who quit midseason or sucked, it can also be used in other sports or general life for similar situations.

Little gay Jimmy was to much of a pipe to compete on the wrestling and lacrosse teams, so he joined the basketball and baseball teams to be with his own kind.

by Rick Rolled 123 August 3, 2009

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

by Flech belcher May 30, 2008

pipe

"Pipe" is a word often exclaimed by the character Artie (the self-proclaimed Strongest Man on the World) on the early-to-mid-90's Nickelodeon T.V. show 'The Adventures of Pete & Pete'. Artie says "pipe" when things are going well.

"All is pipe, metallic man!"-Artie, to his nemises: aluminum siding salesman John McPhlemph

by Andy H. May 9, 2005

pipeline

the act of a man taking a shit on the toilet while fucking a girl in the ass. thereby giving the illusion that the woman is shitting through the mans dick and out his ass.

i'd sure like to pipeline that girl when i take a shit later

by shfty August 4, 2007

pipe

french word for pipe, spells the same
also means a blowjob in france "une pipe"prononces""peep"

1) a genoux salope...fais moi une pipe.

2) pour 20 dollars, je te fais une bonne pipe.

by netlock July 23, 2006