parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.

Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!

by dani2012 June 17, 2009

back parking lotter

An elite group of socialites who congregate shortly after 3:00 to discuss pop culture and high school events.

Micheal, you're a back parking lotter now, and you know what that means.

by Tony April 3, 2005

HANDYCRAP PARKING

When you approach the perfect parking space in a parking lot so packed, it resembles Disneyland. And you finally get to the space, it is marked for the Handy capped.

Hey dude, there is a spot, oh shit, it's Handycrap Parking

by Go Launna Rose August 31, 2010

Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020

parking Nazi

a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Peeking

When you've reached that great limit of drug intoxication and you feel absolutley great and you know you're having an awesome time.

"fuck im peeking like no tommorro"

"man you must be peeking?? haha wat did you take"

by roseanne1989 January 14, 2009

peckinpaugh

The surname of a douche nozzle who has the the most active asshole in Indianapolis. Likes to have sex with midget blow-up dolls. Usually hangs out in front of elementary schools in an unmarked white van with lots of candy.

If a perverted midget ate mexican and chinese food for 3 months straight and then saw a proctologist, his last name would be Peckinpaugh.

by redskinsrule March 14, 2009