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Music that seems to have been created by a single external digit of the human body smashing a synthesizer.
High-tempo and discordant electronic music, related to noise music.
High-tempo and discordant electronic music, related to noise music.
That track you created on your phone with iKaossilator is pure penis music. Did you use your hands this time?
by Duke-Baloney March 16, 2020
Get the Penis Music mug.someone who strongly resembles the bloody penis of a yak, usually lumpy and red-headed. Often reeks of yak semen, and period blood. Excruciatingly ugly. Hurts your eyes to look at.
by elizabethflannagan January 22, 2009
Get the bloody yak penis mug.A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.
Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?
John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.
Jill: I've never seen anything like it!
John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.
Jill: I've never seen anything like it!
John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010
Get the Hourglass Penis mug.A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.
by MelCefus August 13, 2006
Get the Penis Ventriloquist mug.An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
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