peanut butter suprise

spread peanut butter on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass; after ejaculation, force the girl to suck everything off the cock.
(optional) lick the Peanut Butter out of the girls ass.
Samantha wanted a snack so I gave her a Peanut Butter Suprise (PBS).
by Bobby Malone October 15, 2007
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In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.

Usage outside of the bedroom:

Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
by logicmoo January 16, 2018
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Peanut butter fuck

When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”

“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
by Ben. G. September 23, 2019
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Peanut Butter Cup

When a guy takes his dick and sticks it into jar or peanut butter puts the peanut butter back into the cupboard. Then sticks his dick in the girls pooper. Then the girl licks off everything!
"hey baby want to do the peanut butter cup tonight"
"you know how hard that would be to get the peanut butter out of my ass"
=D
by MetalPheonix December 13, 2007
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peanut butter and jelly

When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.
Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool
by Daeric May 07, 2008
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Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo
Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait
by yursh22 May 17, 2017
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Peanut Butter Schfinkter

A sexual act when the girl puts peanut butter all over the guys penis and asshole and then licks it off. Can also be preformed with other foods such as whip cream, chocolate, etc.
Yo dawg that hoe over there gave me a peanut butter schfinkter last night!!!

Dude did that bitch give you a peanut butter schfinkter?!?!
by Jlevitt95 March 19, 2010
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