Political whore

The kind of arsehole you find in your Modern Studies class who is purposely there to piss you off. The kind that argues just so his views seem superior, the kind that makes up figures just so he looks cool... even tho we know he's a douche bag.

Symptoms include:
Middle Class Syndrome
Ignorance
Arrogant
General Retardedness

Wow, K just told a whole load of bullshit figures, went off tangent and completely killed anyone who was interested in the Politics of Kenya (no one). What a Political Whore...

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Political Correctness

The ultimate tool in Liberal fascist's war against freedom of speech.

Me: Dang that guys short.

PC person: You should use political correctness and say he's vertically challgend.

Me: Dude......shut up!

by squrillyboy October 17, 2009

politicians

teh should be chicago sevened

( ((><)) ) fuck you assholes

by die June 28, 2004

politicked

being fed up with the current situation of government;

man, I'm so politicked I don't even know who I'm voting for!

by 11eleven October 18, 2008

Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. as well as this all the bullshit they promised beforehand is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on about this, and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by Firelovesugar May 9, 2011

politician

The most overpowered class in real life

Politicians can control milions of people at once and do whathever they wish with them.

by Qinetix June 18, 2011

politician

something that everyone should aim for and fire till it falls.

politicians suck decomposing elephonky dick

by judahwar July 12, 2011