a person that sucks a lot of dick

Brandon

Brandon is a person that sucks a lot of dick

by Derp god November 14, 2017

not my favorite person in the world

a roundabout way to say you don't really like somebody.

Sara: What do you think about Rob?
Hiro: He can be nice but he's not my favorite person in the world.

by Sara!Jane October 27, 2005

Third person mode

When you have been so wasted because of heavy drinking, that next morning or even next week you have to gather information from outside sources about what the hell have you done or said, and where the hell have you been.
It feels like you have been controlled by some outside forces when you later start to recall what might have happened.

After twenty-ish tequilas I must have gone Third person mode cause I don't have a slightest clue why I woke up in the middle of Sweden???

Last night the booze must have taken control of me or something. Shit, I switched to Third person mode again. I hope next time somebody would shut me down before that happens...

by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

Black Person Vision

A magical ability possessed by black people which allows them to see other black people in the dark. A talent white people do not need, since they stick out in the dark like a gay asian in Kansas.

Also known as "B.P.V."

LaDarius: "Ey yo wher Takeisha at? I can't see shit! Damn night, you dark! D:"
JaMarcus: "Use yo B.P.V. yu lazy ass n***a!"
LaDarius: "My what?"
JaMarcus: "Yo Black Person Vision!"
LaDarius: "Aw shit, der she at!"

by Matwurst September 30, 2010

Colorful Person

euphemism for someone who has flamboyant, non-traditional way of conducting herself.

Andrew is such a colorful person, I never know whether he is joking or being serious.

by Alex2100 September 6, 2016

Obese person

A obese person is a person who eats bags and bags of chips all day and eats 1,000 burgers and sharts and burps in their bed all day and usually have massive rolls of fat and are entirely dependent as they are physically fucking incapable of moving the slightest inch and burp everywhere

Jimmy is an obese person
He weighs 800 pounds and poops in his bed

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 May 30, 2022

Vine-Swinging Person

A person of color.

A Nigger

OMG LOOK AT THAT MONKEY!

No, It's A fucking Vine-Swinging Person AKA NIGGER!!

by Mads Almosetoft March 23, 2022