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grease one's palms

Paying a certain person or organization to improve your standing with them or attain priveliges other wouldnt by not paying.
On the west coast of Canada it can also mean something of a sexualnature.
"To get that kind of job or promotion you would have to grease one's palms"
by Wade-o G September 1, 2009
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Mrs. Palmer

Mrs. Palmer is a person who is middle-aged, high pitched and a person who usually loves the subject history. She is a bit overweight, but it's ok because she seems to get her excersize walking the long way to classes, occasionally becoming very late.
Mrs. Palmer says the word "um" every 5 seconds, and holds a record of saying it 376 times in one lesson. When a class becomes noisy, she yells 'Excuse us' to get everyone's attention. She sends bad students out of class, and yells at them, but the students are very unconvinced of her quiet shouting voice.
Mrs. Palmer is quite deaf and blind, and quiet, making it hard to give everybody education.
Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was in a class the other day, and the teacher had to check our work when we went out the classroom. I forgot to do mine, so I used my friend's book instead! She didn't even notice that the same book was handed up to her twice!
Person 2: WOW, how lucky! That must have been Mrs. Palmer!
by WafflesTheNinja October 18, 2011
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palmdale

a hot and dry desert restroom stop before reaching any other desirable destination.
Are we in LA yet? I have to pee...what's this dusty whole? It says "Palmdale", they gott have a bathroom somewhere in this ratsnest.
by Berkeley gurl May 13, 2005
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The Palmer

The act of punching someone in the face when times get hard (preferably a member of the female sex)
Yo, in co-ed handball that girl tried to strip the ball from me, so i had to give her The Palmer.
by tray2k April 20, 2006
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palmia

There is so many palmias today on the streets
by Jungterssssss August 29, 2019
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Palmetto

Small city in Manatee County, Florida. Home to Palmetto High, The Tomato Factory, and Tropicana Railroad...
Formally known as "Palm-Ghetto".

Most people are over 65 and under 21.
Why is Palmetto, Palm-Ghetto? Because of all the trashy mexicans and blacks on the east side.
by Dezi_Rogers June 13, 2008
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Palma

A type of cigar used for rolling marijuana
Dutchmaster Palmas , Game 'Slow Burning Palmas'
by njblunts August 26, 2010
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