Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Emma Stone

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A

Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.

by Knock On Wood March 7, 2011

fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.

Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"

by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015

shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say

Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.

by dougperch19 July 19, 2007

Rolling Stone

A long past its prime magazine.

I'm about to read the rolling stone. Said by some Boomer.

by EmJayee December 22, 2022

Cheap stone

Someone who has a very low tolerance to Marijuana.

Wow Jack is a cheap stone. He took two hits and he was baked for days.

by jackerinoflino July 3, 2017

carter stone

CARTER STONE IS A FAKE MUSLIM. WE DONT LIKE CARTER BECAUSE HE IS FAKE AND A LIAR. NO ONE LIKES CARTER STONE

we don’t like carter stone

by jafarwantsclout December 7, 2019